Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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