this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize