Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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