But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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