Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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