i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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