i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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