I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I have demons in me.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Randomize
