This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Fuck me I smell like cheese