can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.