Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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