Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm super disappointed in my clit.