no, he came in my armpit
He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.