His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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