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(253): View more from Washington

My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.

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(208): View more from Idaho

just looked at his mug shot... not really my type

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(207): View more from Maine

Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.

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(585): View more from New York

any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?

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(804): View more from Virginia

I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life

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(631): View more from New York

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!

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