just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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