guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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