I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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