So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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