fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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