I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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