Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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