in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
