haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
People with herpes should wear stickers.
worst night to have a conscience
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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