Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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