She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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