If that was your dad, he is hot
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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