Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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