you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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