We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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