It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
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Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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