Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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