and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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