Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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