The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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