I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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