At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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