she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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