Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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