there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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