What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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