You work out of a Hotel?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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