I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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