Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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