If i come over, it means nothing
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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