i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize