I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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