He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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