Me too!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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