I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
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did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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