I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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