mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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