I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize