Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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