I just gift wrapped bread.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
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You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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