I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
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they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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